This article is a transcript of the Angel of Death episode, Angel Partners" from Season 1. It aired on October 2, 2010.
Transcript[]
- (The episode starts at the Mexopolis Art Museum; a tour guide is leading a crowd of visitors around)
- Reina Suarez [deuteragonist]: (disguised as a human museum tour guide) And here's Mexopolis Museum's most famous possession: the Lord of Mictlan.
- Crowd: (in unison) Oooh!
- Reina Suarez: Made of human bones. , legend says that when the full moon hits its emerald eyes, they beam a hypnotic ray that controls the minds of Corpses. (wiggles fingers)
- Sergio [main antagonist]: (breaks in from the glass roof and drops down, supported by a rope; laughing maniacally) Precisely why I'm STEEEEEEALING IT!
- Blue haired man with Deep Voice: Who are you?
- Sergio: Who am I? Simply the most EEEEEVIL mind in all of Mexopolis!
- Logan: Oh you uh, Dr. Destruction?
- Sergio: What? No!
- Violet haired Lady: (excitedly) Oh oh! You're the Kangarooster, the-the bouncing bird who lays the exploding eggs!
- Sergio: (sighs) I'm sergio! Dirty demon - and leader of the (holds the Devil sign to crowd) Diabolical Evil Victim intelligence legion
- Crowd: (in unison) Never heard of you.
- Sergio: Well, you will, for I will control Mexopolis, now that I have the Lord of Mictlan! (knocks off glass case and steals Lord of Mictlan)
- Reina: Think again, Sergio! (rips off disguise to reveal her signature black jumpsuit) Hya!
- Sergio: Well... If it isn't Special Death Agent Reina Suarez! (takes sword from suit of rat armor) Ready to lose one of your, nine lives!?
- Reina: I'd rather use my ten claws! (protracts claws)
- (Sergio hesitates, then cowardly runs out of the museum, to Reina's surprise. With the Lord of Mictlan, he runs to the Devil. truck - where his henchmen are waiting - and makes his getaway.Reina follows him outside, just as he leaves.)
- Reina: Let's do this. (pushes button on her belt, revealing two boot thrusters that propel her forward, i.e. rocket roller blades)
- (meanwhile, Manny jumps out of the "Church)
- Manny Ramierez [main protagonist]: Let's do this! (pause; Peg walks out of store) Come on, mom, let's do this, do it, do it, do it, dooooo it!"
- Peg Ramierez: N-O no Manny. Not until you tell me what good boys always doooo.
- Manny Ramierez: (snaps to attention) Always tell the truth! Never take stuff the doesn't belong to you! And never braid your hair in public! (braid hair)
- Peg Ramierez: That's best two out of three.. not bad. Now catch the new-
- Manny: (excited) CHEW TOOOY! (laughs; leaps at Peg and knocks the chew toy off her; it bounces down the street, he unintentionally kicks her against a brick wall as he starts chasing the toy)
- Peg: (falls off the wall and onto the sidewalk; bruised) Such a good boy.
- (Manny frantically chases the chew toy as it bounces down the street)
- (at the same time.. Agent Suarez is pursuing the Devil. truck in her rocket rollerblades)
- 'Rein'a: Let's play some laser tag Sergio. You're it. (presses button to activate missile targeting goggles; she locks onto the rear of the truck and is about to fire)
- (chew toy bounces past Reina; laughing is heard in the background.. Dudley pops into frame, still pursuing the chew toy)
- Manny: CHEW TOYYY! (unintentionally tramples Reina in the ground while continuing to chase chew toy) YEAH-HEHEHE!
- Reina: (bruised; lying prone on the ground) No problem, just gotta disarm the- (rocket beeps; them launches right into the sky, dragging Reina along with it; she screams)
- (concurrently, the D.EVIL drives into a garage disguised as a dry cleaning store; the chew toy bounces into the building while the front wall is open - it quickly shuts; Manny arrives just a few moments later)
- Manny: Nooo, my chew toy! (bangs on door) Open up! Solid steel.. no way in! (hears something falling to the ground) What's that noise?
- (Reina screams as she falls to the ground; she falls into the sidewalk; and jumps back up)
- Reina: You idiot! I almost had them. And now you're under arrest for obstructing an investigation of the Angel of death Force! (pulls out Death badge and shows it to Manny)
- Manny: (unimpressed) And.. you spit when you talk. Later! (Reina is startled; slow-motion: Manny jumps up into the air, bounces on the awning above the front door and backflips onto the roof; lands) CHEW TOYYY! (drills down into the ceiling with his hands and dives inside)
- (meanwhile, Serigo and his henchmen drive into their headquarters; Snaptrap exits the truck and pulls out the Lord of Mictlan)
- Sergio: We, have the Lord of Mictlan! And tonight- (runs over to supercomputer and brings up images) -with its mystical powers, we will control all the corpses in Mexopolis! Who we will then use, to steal everything in Mexopolis.. And nothing will stand in our way!
- (chew toy bounces to perro malo - DEVIL.'s pit bull agent; he curiously picks it up and places it in his mouth; out of nowhere, Manny comes flying through the air)
- Manny: That's not yours! (collides into Perro Malo, knocking him back into a computer, destroying it; chew toy bounces away and he follows)
- (de cuero de peluche - DEVIL.'s brown bear agent - pulls out two bear traps by the chains and starts twirling them around like chain whips; the chew toy lands in his pants; a desperate Manny do backflips and punch him in the face)
- ( el mal verde- Sergio's ogre henchman - aims his laser blaster at Manny and starts firing away; Manny dodges the blasts as continues to pursue the chew toy; it lands on El Mal Verde's face; Manny jumps into El Mal Verde's head, Manny get out of el mal verde's head again)
- (silence; Sergio - with the king of Mictlan - is left standing as his henchmen have all been beaten up and his headquarters is a mess; the chew toy coincidentally lands in his hand; Manny emerges, panting)
- Dudley: (Demonic Voice) Hey Demon Kid. You have something that doesn't belong to you.
- Sergio: (cowering; holds out King of Mictlan) Here take it! I surrender.
- Manny: Not that! (Normal Voice) That! (bites chew toy off Sergio; licks it thoroughly) Ohhh, that's what I'm talkin' about. (embraces the chew toy)
- Sergio: (holding the King of Mictlan; in relief, he starts laughing maniacally)
- Manny: (unaware of what's really going on, Manny starts laughing too)
- (Sergio and Manny laugh at each other for at least ten seconds; as Manny laughs, Sergio cautiously walks back towards the wall, activates an escape pod and rockets off to safety)
- Manny: (alone, stops laughing) Wow, what a demon kid.
- (almost immediately, a siren rings and a convoy of Angel of Death Force vehicles drive/fly into the vicinity; Reina Suarez follows)
- (a demon jump out of the underworld.)
- The Chief: (angrily) What's goin' on here?!
- (Manny is flanked by Reina on his right, and two Death agents armed with blaster rifles, on his left)
- Manny: (holds chew toy) Oh uh, long story.. My chew toy rolled in here.. and I got it back.. and uh.. guess it's just not that long of a story.
- Reina: (walks over to Chief) That's the moron who impeded my investigation Chief.
- The Chief: And how exactly, did you single-handedly capture three of Mexopolis' most wanted villains?
- Manny: There were villains here?
- (transition to the underworld; scientists are conduct research on Manny: monitoring equipment is hooked to him while he runs on a treadmill, chasing his chew toy)
- Manny: (reaching for the chew toy) Chew toy.. chew toy.. chew toy.
- (cut to the Chief, in a different room)
- The Chief: (observing Manny via monitor) Okay Bella, what's up with the Human?
- Bella: (holding clipboard; observes supercomputer: Manny's vital data is displayed on the monitor) His name is Manny Ramierez, Chief. He's the perfect combination of.. every form of angel known to man: (images of each angel are shown) ..the skull of the grim reaper, the horns of the devil, with the bravery of a atzec god.
- (meanwhile outside: while running on the treadmill, Manny breaks free of the sensors attached to him, rushes off the treadmill and headbutts the scientist who's holding the chew toy just outside of his reach; he grabs it in mid-air)
- Manny: Hah! Got it! (Meows like a cat)
- (back to Keswick; image of a cat on-screen)
- Bella: He's also got a dash of a cat which I can't quite explain.
- (back to Manny)
- Manny: (sees laser rifle on counter) Awesome! Hey! Will I get one these cool weapons? (grabs rifle and accidentally starts firing shots) ¡válgame dios(scientists are hit by laser blasts)
- Scientist: (on the ground) We're good!
- Manny: (lays rifle on the ground) My bad! That's on me! Right here, I'm gonna take that one.
- The Chief: (jumps up) Five shots.. five direct hits! (to Bella) Sergio's always one step ahead of us. This kid might just be the thing we need to even the playing field!
- Manny: (alarmed by his skull necklace) RAH! There it is again! (starts running in circles; stops) Oh wait. False alarm, it's my skull necklace.
- Bella: Or perhaps we should just keep looking.
- The Chief: Nonsense! All he needs is a little more training.
- (cut to what appears to be a small dojo in the underworld: Agent Suarez is wearing a karate gi and cherry bonsais are in the background; Manny, Bella and the Chief are present)
- Reina: (flying kicks the head off a Snaptrap dummy) Hi-ya! (lands) Are you nuts?!
- The Chief: No, Satan is over there! (looks over to Satan, who stuffs acorns into his mouth and runs off happily) But I AM the Chief and I say, you're gonna train a boy here and get back that statue!
- Manny: (sniffs purple potted tree) Hey can we have capes or something? A cape would be cool. (starts braiding his hair again)
- Reina: We're supernatural creatures Ramierez, not Humans. (folds arms; walks over to Manny) I speak 120 dialects fluently, mastered all forms of martial arts and my claws..are registered..as lethal weapons. (strikes a karate pose; threatens Manny with claws)
- Manny: Maybe you should register YOUR BREATH!
- (Reina grabs his hair and throws him to the ground; he grunts)
- Bella: Careful Reina, he's a Fighting Demon.
- Manny: (gets back up; makes a karate pose) Beef with broccoli! Hi-ya! (flicks Kitty in the nose)
- Reina: Ow! (covers nose)
- Manny: (makes another karate stance) Orange chicken!
- Reina: (slaps him on the head)
- Manny: (kicks her in the knee)
- Reina: Ow! (kicks him in the head)
- Manny: Ow! (starts a slap fight between the two)
- The Chief: (via monitor) STOP IT!!!! Now, (images displayed on monitor) Sergio's escape pod landed near the south-side wharf. I want you two working together to find the King of Mictlan and capture Sergio before the moon rises and he takes over the city!
- Manny: In the name of Death (Manny and Reina strike a karate pose) ..we'll do it Chief. (to Reina) High five! (holds out hand; only for Reina to strike him in the face - he falls over)
- (Death transition to the Mexopolis Pier under the cover of night; Manny and Reina break into a warehouse; Reina kicks open the door)
- Manny: (tired and frustrated) Uh, this is the ninth spooky warehouse we've checked out, are we done yet?
- Reina: (acrobatically prowling around; whispers) Quiet! (leaps off)
- Manny: When do I get one of those cool spysuits, or a cape? I really think the cape is the way to go.. you know, a one with sleeves in case I get cold.
- Reina: (annoyed; clamps his mouth; whispers) Stop talking! Stay behind me, and don't braid your hair. I got everything, under control.
- (metal cage falls onto Reina and Manny, trapping them)
- Manny: This never would have happened if I had a caaaape. (Reina is annoyed)
- (lights go out; they come back on to reveal Manny and Reina tied together to a chair, with triangles of brains on their heads - covering their eyes)
- Manny: (sniffs) I smell a brain. There's definitely brain nearby.
- Sergio: (emerges from catwalk) Indeed there is! I'd like to be the first, to welcome you two imbeciles, to my King of Mictlan testing grounds! When I expose this statue to moonlight, I will control the minds of every corpses on the wharf. They'll be hungry. They'll want brains. You're wearing brains! They'll eat the Brains!... and then..
- Reina: Okay, okay! We get it!
- Manny: Actually, I don't get it. Could you explain it to me?
- Sergio: (puts glasses on) Now behold, the awesome power, of the King of Mictlan!
- (warehouse rooftop opens up to allow moonlight in; Sergio holds up the King of Mictlan, causing green rays to emanate from its eyes; almost immediately, all the corpse rises from the graves.)
- Sergio: (holding King of Mictlan) Welcome my dead army! I am your glorious leader! And I order you to attack!
- (corpses approach Reina and Manny from all sides)
- Reina: Okay, looks like this is a good time to start your battle training.
- Manny: But I can't see...
- Reina: But you're solds your soul to a demon. Now take a big sniff and tell me where to kick.. NOW!
- Manny: Right uh.. (sniffs) Scratch, six o'clock low! (Reina kicks corpses back; more pour in to attack them; Manny sniffs again) Split kick at ten and two! (Reina does a split kick, sending corpses flying back)
- Manny: Now hang on! (Manny jumps up, bringing Reina along with him) Backflip!
- (Manny backflips, causing the brain on his head to fall to the ground; he lands on the brain, crushing it into a mush; he takes advantage of this by spinning rapidly, causing brain to accumulate on the ropes binding him and Reina; he stands up and lets the corpses nibble the brains, weakening the ropes in the process to the extent that he is able to break free)
- Manny: (breaks free) Quiche Lorraine!
- Reina: (rolls free) Why'd ya say that?
- Manny: (karate pose) I'm part-French Poodle.. also, I really kinda wanted some Quiche Lorraine.
- Reina: (Corpses surround them) Okay, let's get 'em!
- (as depicted through a series of comic-strip like panels, Reina and Manny use their martial arts prowess to beat the Corpses into retreat; Manny and Reina walk out to see them leave)
- Dudley: We are such an awesome team! (Kitty smiles) Now let's get me a cape, and some quiche Lorraine!
- Sergio: (still on the catwalk) You do that! Because ya still can't get me! I, have the Kruger Rat! I will control the city!" (laughs maniacally)
- (startled, Manny presses the catwalk button on the wall next to him; the trapdoor opens, causing Sergio to fall into a safe box which then locks shut; King of Mictlan flies into the air)
- Sergio: I will now, plot my revenge!
- (Reina catches the King of Mictlan, and covers its eyes to cut off its powers; no longer under the spell of the King of Mictlan, the corpses come to a stop, puzzled)
- Corpse: (in a Russian accent) I feel so... funky.
- (Death transition back to the Mexopolis Art Museum; crowds and journalists gather outside the entrance to listen to an announcement from the Chief; Bella stands by)
- The Chief: It is with great pride, that Mexopolis welcomes back.. the King of Mictlan! (King of Mictlan shown on display; crowd cheers) And, it's great to know that the agents who got it back, are out there right now, working together to keep our city safe and free of evil doers!
- (quick cut to Reina driving the car down the streets of Mexopolis at a very high speed; wearing a red cape, Manny is enjoying the wind)
- Manny: (smug) Check it out, got a cape. Whaddya think?
- Reina: (sigh) I think you should pay less attention to the cape and more attention to me. I'm training you, remember?
- Manny: (smug) It's red.. it's a red cape. Hear it flappin'? (notices red button on dashboard) Oooh! What does this button do? (about to press button)
- Reina: (slaps his hand) Don't touch the buttons, okay?
- Manny: Well according to my shiny new badge- (holds out Death. badge in Reinas face) -I'm officially a Death agent now. And that means, I can push any button I want. And I want to press that button, right now.
- Reina: Fine, Ramierez, go ahead.
- (Manny presses the button, only to be ejected out of his seat and thrown into the sky)
- Manny: (flying through the air) CAPE NOT WORKIIIIIIIIIIING!
- Reina: (continues to drive the car; to herself) Maybe he's not such a bad little guy. This just might work out. (smiles to herself)
- (continues to drive the car into the city, just behind horizon)
- Manny: AAAAAAHHHH! (Manny falls to the ground, crashing into the car and wrecking it)
- Reina: (in the vehicle, hurt) Or... maybe not.
- Manny: (pops out) I meant to do that. (collapses)
- EPISODE ENDS WITH IRIS WIPE ON REINA
- Manny: I did.
- FRAME TURNS TO BLACK, NO ENDING GAG
- THE END